it’s probably a good thing i can’t send stuff or money between factions in wildstar or else i’d blow all the platinum i’ve saved up on Khals on all of my exiles because i have a clearer idea of what i want their houses to look like than my dominion babs lmfao
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
wildstar housing is literally my favorite thing in the world
i cannot wait to finish Marina’s house. it’s going to be gorgeous * w *
Okay but imagine daddy!Zevran tho.
Staying home while the Warden goes out and kicks ass and brings home the bacon bc they both like it that way and also bc it keeps him out of trouble and out of sight of the Crows mostly.
Doing laundry (how many diapers can a baby even soil in one day!? Incredible!) and trying to keep the baby out of the basket of fresh clothes bc shitting in diapers is one thing, but on his just-washed clothes?? No way, that’s not happening on HIS watch!
Playing hide-and-seek with baby where he goes into full stealth mode to sneak up behind her and tickle her. All in good fun (and he loves baby’s laugh more than perhaps anything in the world except the Warden’s smile) but secretly he’s also trying to train her early on to protect herself.
Having food fights w/ baby when she won’t eat her food, that turn into tickle fights, that turn into cuddles, that turn into them both collapsing exhausted on the couch, snoring loud enough to wake the dead, with food plastered all over baby’s face.
Zevran being the one to get up in the middle of the night when baby cries and rock her back to sleep, and hold her well past the point she stops crying and closes her eyes again just because he likes the small weight and warmth of her in his arms.
Zevran baby-talking to her in both Fereldan and Antivan, because it’s been so long and he’s never going home again and he misses the sound of his mother tongue, and he wants her to grow up learning it.
Zevran watching baby play in their little yard and growing more determined than he has ever been about anything in his life that he would give up his own life to protect baby should any danger befall her.
Baby coming waddling up to Zevran, three years old and all beaming and happy smiles, shouting “Daddy! Daddy look what I can do!” as Zevran looks on in utter horror.
The Warden returning home from one of her missions, expecting to be greeted by a pair of bright smiles and laughing eyes, and only finding a note on the table instead:
The Circle will never have her. As long as I am alive, she will be safe.
I love you.
P.S. Burn this, and all future correspondence. Do not reply.
important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell
how much of a shit lord do you have to be to harass someone in game and then get mad when they don’t respond to you
then proceed to report the person and say to them ‘maybe that’ll teach you to respond to me next time’
what kind of fucked up logic is that